Diapies?
I realized today how embarrassing it is to refer to sanitary napkins as “diapers,” and how much more embarrassing it is to say it out loud in front of other people.
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This is me asking around
yanyandarling: what i hate about getting tipsy or drunk?
michan: what, that you tend to remember things more often than you forget them?
yanyandarling: no. i actually have no problem remembering stuff that happen when i’m drunk.
yanyandarling: it’s that getting an erection becomes next to impossible. #-o b-(
michan: really? :O
yanyandarling: yeah.
yanyandarling: it’s hard to get hard when you’re drunk.
michan: why?
yanyandarling:)
yanyandarling: downer baya na migilalabsh. [that's a downer, you know, migilalabsh.]
michan: really? o-o
michan: but what about those people saying they had sex while drunk?
yanyandarling: if they were sober when they started doing it and got progressively drunker, then that might be true.
yanyandarling: but if they were drunk to begin with, i don’t believe it.
michan: huh… o-o
michan: i should ask around
yanyandarling: i’m willing to bet good money they were making things up.
So. Anyone?
Cleverness (Part 1)
On a duel with the AI program…
Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!
me: Protego!
Cleverbot: Conjunctivitis.
me: I think I win.
Cleverbot: …
On a battle of…who is the better species…
Cleverbot: What is your iq level.
me: Higher than yours.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I’m too busy to think right now! Please try again later.