yanyandarling: what i hate about getting tipsy or drunk?
michan: what, that you tend to remember things more often than you forget them?
yanyandarling: no. i actually have no problem remembering stuff that happen when i’m drunk.
yanyandarling: it’s that getting an erection becomes next to impossible. #-o b-(
michan: really? :O
yanyandarling: yeah.
yanyandarling: it’s hard to get hard when you’re drunk.
michan: why?
yanyandarling: )
yanyandarling: downer baya na migilalabsh. [that's a downer, you know, migilalabsh.]
michan: really? o-o
michan: but what about those people saying they had sex while drunk?
yanyandarling: if they were sober when they started doing it and got progressively drunker, then that might be true.
yanyandarling: but if they were drunk to begin with, i don’t believe it.
michan: huh… o-o
michan: i should ask around
yanyandarling: i’m willing to bet good money they were making things up.

So. Anyone?