On a duel with the AI program…
Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!
me: Protego!
Cleverbot: Conjunctivitis.
me: I think I win.
Cleverbot: …
On a battle of…who is the better species…
Cleverbot: What is your iq level.
me: Higher than yours.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I’m too busy to think right now! Please try again later.